What I would do with lemons.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want any of your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! They demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Austin Carpenter lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down!... With the lemons! I'm gonna get some engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

Another Day in the Court.

Scout's Epic Face

Interviewing Roland Part 2

(This takes place after Roland gets a hold of herself.)

Q: Why do your eye's bleed?

A: I'm not 100% sure yet, but whenever they do, I instantly know a lot about the person I'm looking at...

Q: Why do you work for the other Roland? He's a cruel man.

A: I don't know... It's like I can't control myself when I'm around him, literally. I guess that's why everybody says that I have an alter ego... It's something I can't control.

Q: What do think Sophie thinks about you?

A: That's something I don't want to try imagining too hard about. We had good times together yeah, but when I'm not myself around her I don't know what to think...

Q: Have you ever heard of a boy named Clyde?

A: Clyde? Hmmm... That name... I've heard of it before... I don't know from who though...

Q: What do you think of Keith?

A: Um... I guess he's a nice guy. He did help me learn English when I didn't know how to talk. Well, he was the one who let me live in his house... Yeah, I think he's the nicest person I ever met!

Q: What do you think of Urika?

A: We don't talk to each other that often, he rarely even talks to me. But he seems to be good guy, I have nothing against him.

Q: Have you thought to do anything to do in your future?

A: You mean like a job or something? Well, I am supposed to be 24 years old...I haven't given it much thought lately... I have been thinking of becoming an English teacher, but I doubt I can become one.

Q: Why become an English teacher?

A: I've been taught about English every day sense I didn't even know how to talk by Keith.I guess it's a small goal that don't really pay attention to that often, mostly because I forget.

Interviewing Roland.

Q: What are you?

A: I am the 2nd furry my master Kyle made in secret after he made my best friend Sophitia...

Q: Why do you call him master?

A: I don't know... First time we met he always acted like a father figure to me.

Q: What do you think of Sophitia?

A: She's my best friend and the nicest person I've ever met. She always tried to act like my caretaker when something was wrong with me...

Q: What IS wrong with you?

A: *Turns the other way* What's wrong with your face, fuckhead?

Q: Do you know of a guy named Roland?

A: Does is matter to you? Yeah, I know of a guy named Roland! Does he know where you live? Yeah, he knows where you live! Get where I'm getting at?

Q: What do you do with the guy named Roland?

A: All sorts of shit! Experimenting on people, playing with them, toying with them, FUCKING with them! Aha ha ha ha ha!... Good times... Who knows, he could be interested in you next...

Q: Why do you do this?

A: For FUN, what does it sound like to you, a playground?!

Q: What do you think of Sophitia now?

A: "Now"? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!... You must've been talking to the pussy! She's a bitch who gets in my way EVERY TIME I want to have a little fun! Too bad for her I guess...

Q: Why is your eye bleeding?

A: Because of your stupid voice that's talking to me, that's why!

Q: Why have you become a psychopath?

A: Aww, you're too kind...

A Day in the Court

Phoenix Wright: *looks at paper he's holding*

The paper says: He's lying.

Phoenix Wright: *slams table* OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright: Your lying!

Murderer: *gasps* What?!

Moments later...

Judge: I'm sorry Phoenix, but I'm gonna have to penalize you.

Phoenix Wright: DAMN YOU PIECE OF PAPER!!! *face palms*

Maya: ... Really, Nick?...

Piece of paper: *troll face*

Memories Never Escape from the Heart.