What I would do with lemons.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want any of your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! They demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Austin Carpenter lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down!... With the lemons! I'm gonna get some engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!